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"Oh, the struggles of being a mature soul trapped in a youthful vessel 🧐👶 Age is just a number, but wisdom is timeless! Embrace your inner child wrapped in a cloak of adulthood 😉🎩"

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68 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

52 shares on Discord this month:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

The older I get, no.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

97 shares on X this month:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

13 shares on Threads this month:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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(flirting) You’ll be the death of me.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Just landed via Reddit:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Keep the laugh going 😂

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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