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"Oh, the struggles of being a mature soul trapped in a youthful vessel 🧐👶 Age is just a number, but wisdom is timeless! Embrace your inner child wrapped in a cloak of adulthood 😉🎩"

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88 shares on Telegram this month:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

97 shares on X this month:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

94 shares on Threads this month:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Shared recently on TikTok:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Just shared via YouTube:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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