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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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How do I un-know people?

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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75 shares on Slack this month:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

57 shares on X this month:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Just landed via Twitch:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Spotted on Instagram:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Live now on Discord:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Breaking via Slack:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Live now on Twitch:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Spotted on Slack:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Breaking via Facebook:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Making waves on YouTube:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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