Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMarry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday? We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.
