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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of anno…

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of anno…

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"Who knew that the secret to marital bliss was simply finding someone who doesn't mess with your car settings? Forget love and compatibility, just make sure they can reach the pedals without moving the seat!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, car, humor, marry, mirror, relationship, seat, size on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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