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"Who knew that the secret to marital bliss was simply finding someone who doesn't mess with your car settings? Forget love and compatibility, just make sure they can reach the pedals without moving the seat!"

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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