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- Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.
- You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?
- We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.