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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.