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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi…

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi…

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"Looks like we’ve finally cracked the code to solving the declining birthrate – forget lullabies, what we really need are some fire lo-fi beats to keep those kiddos in check! 🎵👶 #ParentingHack"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beats, having, hip-hop, humor, kids, lo-fi, millennial, millennials, parenting, yell on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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