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- Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
- At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.
- At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.
- I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
- Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.