Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to. Funny Quotes August 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMillennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it. At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak. At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip. I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.
