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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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26 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

56 shares on Reddit this month:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Making waves on X:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Going viral on WeChat:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Live now on X:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Just landed via X:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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