My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.