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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Seen just now on Slack:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

Trending via Telegram:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Shared recently on Discord:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Just landed via Instagram:

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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