Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
  • When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?
  • Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?
  • Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
  • Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”
  • If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.