My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers. Funny Quotes October 17, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. I only accept apologies in cash. Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand. Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.
