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"Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity"

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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2 months ago

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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2 months ago

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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2 months ago

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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85 shares on Instagram this month:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

58 shares on Slack this month:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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