My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity"

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