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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.