My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X. Commentary:"Ah, the modern miracle of technology! Who needs therapy when your body can effortlessly convert trauma into social media currency? 🤖💪🔥 #TurningPainIntoPopularity" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants. I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience. My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea. Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal. The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.
