Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.
  • The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?
  • These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.
  • Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
  • I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.
  • When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?