Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.
  • I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.
  • My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
  • My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.
  • Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.
  • My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.