My brain has too many tabs open.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.