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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me h…

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me h…

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Sounds like your doctor is a real party pooper! 🎉👨‍⚕️ Maybe it's time to find a new doctor who's more willing to keep things up and running! 😉💊

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged doctor, hanging, health, humor, joke, just, left, me, medicine, prescription, relationship, Viagra on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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