My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.