My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible. I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad? Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire? I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.