My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Commentary:
“Looks like your dog is really leading the way in setting high standards for welcome home parties! 🐶🏆 Maybe take some notes from your fluffy life coach and step up your greeting game! 😄👏”

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