My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like your dog is really leading the way in setting high standards for welcome home parties! πΆπ Maybe take some notes from your fluffy life coach and step up your greeting game! ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time. I ainβt typing βXβ into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me. How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows. I donβt have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad? Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.