My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. Posted onSep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.