My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

70 shares on Threads this month:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.