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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Live now on Threads:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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