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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized…

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized…

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"Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there lived a princess with a pea-sized bladder. 🌱💦 Follow her on an epic quest to find the nearest restroom in this thrilling tale of royal urgency! 👑🏰 #PrincessProblems"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bladder, comedy, fairytale, humor, pea, princess, storytelling on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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