My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. Funny Quotes September 30, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code. Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.