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"Ah, the art of mastering the noble act of 'doing nothing' – truly a skill to be admired! 😄 Embracing the way of the couch-potato with finesse and panache! 🛋️💤 Keep shining bright in the realm of blissful idleness!"

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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2 months ago

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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