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70 shares on Discord this month:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

66 shares on Slack this month:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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