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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”