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35 shares on Slack this month:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

57 shares on Slack this month:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

25 shares on X this month:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

80 shares on X this month:

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Spotted on Twitch:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Going bananas on Instagram:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Spotted on Slack:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Live now on Twitch:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Making waves on YouTube:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

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