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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

85 shares on Discord this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

15 shares on X this month:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

Just shared via Facebook:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Breaking via Discord:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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