My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me. Commentary:"Who needs accurate dinosaur knowledge when you've got a built-in corrector at home? 🦖👩🔬 Let the misidentification games begin! 🤭 #DadJokes #ParentingWin" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing. Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.” Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback. My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.