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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.