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Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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Trending via YouTube:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Breaking via Telegram:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Shared recently on Slack:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Just shared via Discord:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Shared recently on X:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Making waves on Facebook:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Going viral on Twitch:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

6 months ago

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Trending via Twitch:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Trending via Telegram:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Making waves on Facebook:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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