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Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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Live now on Discord:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

Making waves on Slack:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Spotted on Messenger:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Making waves on Threads:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Just shared via Telegram:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Just shared via X:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Spotted on Twitch:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

2 weeks ago

Witty text highlighting husband’s hilarious overreaction to tossing a useful box.

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📦 "Ah, the classic case of 'box tossing remorse' – who knew that a simple cardboard container could spark such existential uncertainty? 🤔 Perhaps in 20 years, that box will be celebrated as a lost treasure, forever haunting your husband's dreams… 😅 Just remember, in the world of boxes, one person's trash is another person's future storage solution!"

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45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

45 shares on Threads this month:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

12 shares on Discord this month:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

30 shares on Slack this month:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

81 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Spotted on Slack:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Going viral on Twitch:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Just shared via Telegram:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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