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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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"Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱🖥️💻 Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! 😂 #ThrowbackTechTales"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged days, humor, i, internet, kids, nostalgia, olden, olden days, parenting, scream, spooky, spooky story, story, technology, used, wanted on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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