My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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"Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱πŸ–₯οΈπŸ’» Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! πŸ˜‚ #ThrowbackTechTales"