My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱🖥️💻 Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! 😂 #ThrowbackTechTales" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
