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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

I’m sick of living through history!

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Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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