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Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Shared recently on X:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Just landed via Pinterest:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Making waves on WeChat:

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

5 days ago

Playful quote about sarcasm blurring the line between joking and seriousness.

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"Oh, the eternal struggle of toeing the fine line between sarcasm and sincerity – a true conundrum! 🤔😂 It's like a never-ending game of 'Is it sarcasm or is it real life?' 🙃 Embrace the ambiguity and just keep 'em guessing! 😉 #MasterOfSarcasm"

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60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

A Monday every week is excessive.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

50 shares on Discord this month:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Spotted on Threads:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Trending via Twitch:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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