My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.