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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

87 shares on Threads this month:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

69 shares on Discord this month:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

39 shares on Telegram this month:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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