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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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