Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.
  • Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.
  • I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.
  • The government even made aliens boring.
  • Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.
  • You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.