Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “I don’t care!”, he posted, again.
  • One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.
  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
  • Single in the womb, single till the tomb!
  • My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
  • One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.