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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.