My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never… Commentary:"Maybe Mom needs a crash course in physics 🤓🌎 It's not clumsiness, it's just gravitational attraction at work! 😂🤷♀️ #BlameItOnGravity" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.” I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids. Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns. I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.