Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.
  • Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.
  • If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
  • If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!
  • Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?
  • Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.