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I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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2 months ago

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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2 months ago

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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2 months ago

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

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2 months ago

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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2 months ago

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17 shares on Reddit this month:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

64 shares on Discord this month:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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Making waves on Threads:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Spotted on X:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Shared recently on Slack:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

Going viral on Discord:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

Just shared via Reddit:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Making waves on Messenger:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Spotted on Facebook:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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