My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything. I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything. Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down. Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.