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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

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That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.