My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?
  • I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.
  • This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.
  • Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
  • That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.
  • This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.