My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "headphones defense" move – a bold tactic indeed! 🎧😄 Nothing like a little strategic deafness to keep unwanted advances at bay! Maybe invest in some invisible headphones next time for that extra level of commitment to the ruse! 🤫😂