Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
  • If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.
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  • They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.
  • Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.
  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.