My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants. I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
