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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Live now on Pinterest:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Going viral on Twitch:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Just landed via Messenger:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Just landed via Messenger:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Spotted on Reddit:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
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🤣 Ah, the classic "intervention" moment by the sweatpants! Looks like it's time to retire from the cozy lounge life and dive back into the world of office attire. Good luck explaining the office dress code to your comfy companions! 🩴👔 #SweatpantsVsOfficeJob

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67 shares on Slack this month:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

100 shares on X this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Trending via Messenger:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Spotted on Telegram:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Spotted on Instagram:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

Trending via Discord:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Trending via Twitch:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Making waves on TikTok:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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