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  • You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.
  • You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
  • They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
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