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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run ove…

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run ove…

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"Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dark, dark humor, funny situation, humor, i, making, mobility, noise, over, people, run, screaming, screaming noise, situation, wheelchair on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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