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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.