My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people. Commentary:"Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in. I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.” I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened. When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.
