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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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4 months ago

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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2 months ago

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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2 months ago

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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2 months ago

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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2 months ago

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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2 months ago

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73 shares on Slack this month:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

40 shares on Threads this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

87 shares on X this month:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Just shared via Slack:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Making waves on Threads:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Just shared via TikTok:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Just landed via Discord:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Trending via Messenger:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Going viral on Threads:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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