My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
