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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

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