Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
  • Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.
  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
  • Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.
  • Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.
  • If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”