My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen. I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.