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Looks like they've found the perfect motivation to speed up dinner – a frozen treat waiting at the finish line! Who knew popsicles could be the ultimate dinner incentive? Just remember, brain freeze is a small price to pay for dessert efficiency!

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

At least life has music.

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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