My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Looks like they’ve found the perfect motivation to speed up dinner – a frozen treat waiting at the finish line! Who knew popsicles could be the ultimate dinner incentive? Just remember, brain freeze is a small price to pay for dessert efficiency!

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