Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.
  • “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
  • Hold on, let me overthink this.
  • I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
  • Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
  • I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.