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"Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷‍♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals"

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

2 months ago

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

5 months ago

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

2 months ago

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

2 months ago

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

5 months ago

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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92 shares on TikTok this month:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

32 shares on Instagram this month:

I told ChatGPT about us.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

27 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Breaking via Telegram:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Just landed via Reddit:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Making waves on Twitch:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Making waves on Discord:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Making waves on Facebook:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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