Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
- I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.
- A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.
- Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.
- No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
