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"Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷‍♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals"

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67 shares on Facebook this month:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

88 shares on Discord this month:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

94 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

60 shares on X this month:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Spotted on WeChat:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Making waves on TikTok:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Trending via Slack:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Making waves on TikTok:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Just shared via TikTok:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Seen just now on Threads:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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