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"Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷‍♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals"

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87 shares on X this month:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

56 shares on X this month:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

86 shares on Instagram this month:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Just shared via Reddit:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Math is like Chinese to me.

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Math is like Chinese to me.

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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