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"Nature: the original master builder, creating skyscraper trees like a boss 🌳👷‍♂️ Who needs architects and permits when you can just grow your way to the top! #TreeGoals"

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37 shares on YouTube this month:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

52 shares on Messenger this month:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

42 shares on Slack this month:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

58 shares on Threads this month:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Just landed via TikTok:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Going bananas on X:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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