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  • Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.
  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
  • Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.
  • Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.
  • The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.
  • Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”