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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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2 months ago

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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2 months ago

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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1 month ago

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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1 month ago

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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1 month ago

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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

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2 months ago

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43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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