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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

14 shares on Messenger this month:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

This whole week could have been an email.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Going viral on TikTok:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Live now on Snapchat:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Going viral on Reddit:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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