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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Commentary:
"Nature: where dinosaurs go to reinvent themselves with a feathered makeover 🦕➡️🦖➡️🐦 Who knew evolution had a flair for fashion? 🌿 #NatureTransformations #DinosaursAreBirds"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birds, dinosaurs, evolution, humor, i, irony, nature, respect, turn on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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