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Oh, absolutely, no stress at all! Just casually transforming into a human nutcracker for the sheer thrill of it! 😬💪 Who needs a jawbreaker when you can grind your teeth for free, am I right? Keep up the dental workout, it's all smiles here! 😂🦷 #GnashingAndRelaxing

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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