No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and…

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Commentary:
Oh, absolutely, no stress at all! Just casually transforming into a human nutcracker for the sheer thrill of it! 😬💪 Who needs a jawbreaker when you can grind your teeth for free, am I right? Keep up the dental workout, it’s all smiles here! 😂🦷 #GnashingAndRelaxing

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