No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. Commentary:"Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not. When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers. Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one. Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist. Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.
