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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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"Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿ” #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, aging, eyesight, facial, facial hair, fuzzy, hair, humor, i, me, mean, middle, middle age, perception, self-deprecation, yes on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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