Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k. Commentary:Looks like that nose is ready to hit the pavement and outrun the competition! πββοΈπ Who knew a runny nose could be so ambitious? Just make sure it doesn't try to enter any marathons! πββοΈπ Related Funny Posts π€ Never signed up for a 401k cause thereβs no way in hell I can run that far. I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit. Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss. I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.