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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Commentary:
Looks like that nose is ready to hit the pavement and outrun the competition! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ… Who knew a runny nose could be so ambitious? Just make sure it doesn't try to enter any marathons! πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 10k, fitness, humor, joke, just, me, nose, running, runny, signed on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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