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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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Absolutely! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ Just think of Yesferatu as the optimistic vampire, floating around saying "YAAAS, blood is life darling!". ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฉธ Who knew that in the world of vampires, there could be room for positivity and affirmation? ๐Ÿ˜„ #YesferatuInSeconds



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