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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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2 months ago

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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2 months ago

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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2 months ago

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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5 months ago

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Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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5 months ago

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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4 months ago

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

14 shares on X this month:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

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