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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Just landed via Discord:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Spotted on X:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Just landed via Messenger:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

Going viral on Slack:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

Going viral on TikTok:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Playful quote about feeling a bit dull, with witty cheese humor.
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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

50 shares on Discord this month:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

100 shares on Slack this month:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Trending via Instagram:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Breaking via Reddit:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Live now on Instagram:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Going viral on Reddit:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Just landed via Messenger:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Seen just now on Instagram:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Making waves on Telegram:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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