Notifications are a reminder that you exist. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Notifications: Because even your phone knows you need constant validation." Related Funny Posts ๐ค Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere. Yes officer, Iโd like to file a restraining order against my dentistโs appointment reminder system. Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally. Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up. I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.
