Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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I need a break from me.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?