Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic mid-life crisis decision! Who needs a fancy sports car when you can gracefully vault over walls and leap across rooftops, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember to stretch those creaky joints before attempting any daring stunts! 😅 #MidlifeParkourGoals”

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