Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.
  • Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.
  • When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.
  • You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.
  • Delightful if true: booby trap.
  • Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.