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Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Freshly posted on Discord:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Seen just now on Discord:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Making waves on Instagram:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Just shared via Snapchat:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Seen just now on X:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Making waves on Messenger:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Trending via Telegram:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Just shared via TikTok:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Live now on Instagram:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Making waves on Snapchat:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Making waves on Instagram:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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