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Oh right, like youโ€™ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Playful text about parents letting kids stay lost in a corn maze a bit longer.

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"Ah, the classic parental strategy of letting your kids marinate in confusion and cornstalks a bit longer. ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nothing builds character like a good old corn maze adventure! Just don't forget to pack some snacks and a map (or GPS… just saying)! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ #LostAndFoundInACornMaze"



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