Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.
- Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.
- When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.
- The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.
- Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?