On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.