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  • Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.
  • If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.
  • You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!
  • I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.
  • My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
  • “She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?