One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me. Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOne of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough. I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower! I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.