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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Commentary:
"Too busy faking productivity to engage in real conversations 😅💼 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appearing, avoidance, busy, humor, introvert, me, people, social, speak, strength, strengths, try on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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