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Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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๐ŸŽถ "Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud." ๐ŸŽต Looks like we've officially reached the age where we appreciate a quiet night in over a raging concert! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew we'd actually start missing the sound of silence? ๐Ÿคซ #FeelingOldButWise



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