Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.
  • A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.
  • Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
  • The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
  • I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
  • We do it every night. Annoy each other.