Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPatience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late. I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me. I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.