Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
  • They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
  • There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.
  • Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.