People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.