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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.