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Well, who knew we were all just a bunch of ingredients getting pounded into a tasty paste? 🤣🌿 Next time someone calls you "extra", just tell them you're just trying to live your best pesto life! #PoundingToSuccess

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Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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