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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.