Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. πŸΈπŸ’ƒπŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! πŸ˜„ #gentlemanrules"

Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • β€œHey you!” is short for β€œI have no idea what your name is.”
  • Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.
  • If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.
  • Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.
  • My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
  • Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.