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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

3 months ago

Commentary:
"Sounds like he may need a GPS tracker instead of a prayer 🗺️😂 Let's hope his search party includes a compass and some good old-fashioned detective skills! 🔍🕵️‍♂️ #WhereInTheWorldIsMyWife"

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