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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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We decided to have money instead of children.