Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sounds like he may need a GPS tracker instead of a prayer 🗺️😂 Let's hope his search party includes a compass and some good old-fashioned detective skills! 🔍🕵️♂️ #WhereInTheWorldIsMyWife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.