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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Going viral on X:

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Just landed via WeChat:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Freshly posted on X:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Shared recently on Slack:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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"Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Spotted on Facebook:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Trending via Twitch:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Just shared via Twitch:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Trending via Instagram:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Seen just now on Slack:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Trending via Telegram:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Just shared via Telegram:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Reported on X:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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