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Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Just landed via TikTok:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Just shared via Instagram:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Just landed via Telegram:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Going bananas on TikTok:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.
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"Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

45 shares on Discord this month:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

23 shares on Slack this month:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Friends with consequences.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Breaking via WeChat:

Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

Making waves on Twitch:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Trending via Telegram:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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