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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.