Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth. Commentary:"Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with. Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.
