Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.
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"Bringing home a toothless stranger sounds like the plot of a wacky reality show! 🤪🦷 But hey, it's all part of the magical journey of parenthood! 🌟👶"

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