Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.
  • I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
  • Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.
  • I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
  • Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.