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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.