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Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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Breaking via Telegram:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Trending via WeChat:

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Making waves on YouTube:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Going viral on Instagram:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

3 months ago

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"Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! 🦈🏖️ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"

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92 shares on TikTok this month:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

47 shares on Discord this month:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

19 shares on Slack this month:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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Please hesitate to reach out.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Just landed via WeChat:

Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Breaking via Telegram:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Live now on Pinterest:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Spotted on Slack:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Going viral on Threads:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Making waves on Telegram:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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