Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPreparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different. The Jaws theme stays on during sex. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry. Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.