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"Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! ๐ฆ๐๏ธ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"
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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
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